英語(yǔ)爆笑短笑話帶翻譯篇一

如何不被查酒駕 How was found drunk driving

Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?

親愛的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒還不屬于酒后駕車嗎?

Go to a ballpark.

去棒球場(chǎng)。

英語(yǔ)爆笑短笑話帶翻譯篇二

A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主義的律師

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,

有一位律師打開他的 BMW 座車車門，

when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.

當(dāng)時(shí)剛好有一輛車子突然駛來(lái)撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來(lái)。

When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis Pcious BMW.

當(dāng)警察到達(dá)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，這名律師正在對(duì)他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說(shuō)：

"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.

“警官，你瞧瞧他們對(duì)我的 BMW所干的好事啦!”

"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,

這名警官卻回嘴說(shuō)，“ 你們這些律師實(shí)在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺得惡心!”

"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"

“你竟然這么擔(dān)心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”

"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"

這名律師最后注意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說(shuō)：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動(dòng)士手表在哪里呀?”

英語(yǔ)爆笑短笑話帶翻譯篇三

Beef Sandwich 牛肉三明治

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜臺(tái)旁選了一個(gè)位置。

"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.

他點(diǎn)餐時(shí)說(shuō)：“給我來(lái)個(gè)腌牛肉三明治�！�

"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."

"菜單上沒有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個(gè)里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐�！�

"What's a Midnight Special?"

“午夜特餐是什么?”

"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."

“有三層，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄干面包�！�

"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"

"你可不可以在兩片白面包中間只放一片腌牛肉，裝在一個(gè)盤子上端給我吃?”

"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,

“哦，當(dāng)然可以。啦!”接著他就轉(zhuǎn)向制作三明治的人，

he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"

大聲喊出：“一個(gè)午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，里面不要加牛著、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”

英語(yǔ)爆笑短笑話帶翻譯篇四

接聽熨斗 Answer the Iron

A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

有一個(gè)人走進(jìn)他的辦公室，他的兩個(gè)耳朵都包扎了繃帶。

The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

老板說(shuō)：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

他說(shuō)：“昨天電話響的時(shí)候，我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無(wú)意閭就把熨斗拿來(lái)接聽。

The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

老板說(shuō)：“ 嗯，好吧，那解釋了一個(gè)耳朵，可是你的另一個(gè)耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

他說(shuō)：“嗯，哎呀!我得打電給醫(yī)生嘛!”

英語(yǔ)爆笑短笑話帶翻譯篇五

一場(chǎng)特殊的足球比賽

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽�！薄盀槭裁此鼤�(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道�！耙�?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了�！丙溈嘶卮鹫f(shuō)。

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