1、跟我玩你指定輸，整不好還得哭。

You assigned to play with me, the whole is not good to cry.

2、好喜歡你看不慣我又干不掉我的樣子。

Good love you could not understand me and do not drop me.

3、是敵是友，別是狗。

Enemy is a friend, don't be a dog.

4、看著你走在我的身后會有種安全感。

Watching you walk behind me there will be a sense of security.

5、狀態(tài)是干出來的，而不是等出來的。

The state is dry, not waiting.

6、你們家里沒廁所嗎，你來這里亂噴？

You don't have a toilet at home, do you come here?

7、天下烏鴉一般黑，天下基佬一大堆。

The crow is black, the world a lot of gay.

8、關(guān)于明天的事，我們后天就知道了。

About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

9、你永遠(yuǎn)是我的唯一，其他的我誰都不要。

You will always be my only, the other I do not.

10、我突然發(fā)現(xiàn)我同桌的同桌你好漂亮。

I suddenly found my sit at the same table, you are beautiful.

11、誰三言兩語撩撥了情意。

Who spun it in two words or three.

12、不再沉寂的活著，我要重啟我的驕傲。

No longer silent alive, I want to restart my pride.

13、人生就像一盤棋，一步錯(cuò)步步錯(cuò)。

Life is like a game of chess, one step wrong step by step wrong.

14、記住，勞資活著不是為了取悅?cè)魏稳恕?/p>

Remember that labor and capital are not living to please anyone.

15、笑是最真實(shí)的偽裝淚是最自由的釋放。

Laughter is the most true camouflage tears are the most free release.

16、墜入情網(wǎng)的女人老愛自作多情。

The old woman fall in love love love.

17、原諒我在你想我的時(shí)候不能陪在你身邊。

Forgive me I can't be with you when you think of me.

18、別說我冷，暖的時(shí)候你沒珍惜而已。

Don't say I'm cold, warm when you didn't cherish it.

19、只要你過得比我好，死的一定早。

As long as you live better than me, die early.

20、咱掏心掏肺地說吧，你能撐起一青樓。

I Taoxintaofei to say, you can prop up a brothel.

21、為了衣錦還鄉(xiāng)我早就不敢淚眼兩行。

I would not cry for a homecoming for two.

22、每個(gè)懂愛的人都會遇到一個(gè)不懂愛的人。

Everyone who knows love will meet a person who does not know how to love.

23、感謝你用離來的方式教會我堅(jiān)強(qiáng)。

Thank you for the way you used to teach me how to be strong.

24、俗話說天妒英才，所以人還是蠢點(diǎn)好。

As the saying goes, genius, so people still silly good.

25、清晨醒來陽光和你就是我想要的未來。

Wake up in the morning sunshine and you are the future I want.

26、老衲法眼一睜，就知道你是個(gè)妖孽。

My eye open, you know you are an evildoer.

27等我回來，就請你從我心里搬出去。

When I come back, please get out of my mind.

28、你給我傾城時(shí)光，我給你一世溫暖。

You give me the time, I give you warmth.

29、清明節(jié)這是要逼我燒書的節(jié)奏�。�

Ching Ming Festival this is to force me to burn the rhythm of the book ah!

30、忽然發(fā)現(xiàn)，一滴眼淚都變的那么奢侈。

Suddenly found that a drop of tears have become so luxurious.

31、流氓子愛紋身窮人做夢都想開大奔。

Rogue love tattoo poor dreaming to drive benz.

32、賤人好比狗，見人就亂吼。

Bitch like dogs, no screaming.

33、我不信命，我只信雙手去打。

I don't believe in life. I just believe in both hands.

34、我愛我自己，情敵多點(diǎn)好嗎？

I love myself, rival more good?

35、你左腦是水，右腦是粉，一動就成糊。

Your left brain is water, the right brain is easily into a paste powder.

36、我猜你在等一個(gè)不愛你的人愛上你。

I guess you're waiting for someone who doesn't love you.

37、我認(rèn)真的時(shí)候，請你不要開玩笑。

When I'm serious, please don't make fun of me.

38、賴床是對周末最起碼的尊重。

Stay in bed for a weekend at least respect.

39、八戒別以為你站在路燈下就是夜明豬了。

Don't think you stand in the street light is the night bright pig.

40、長不過執(zhí)念短不過善變。

Long but short but fickle obsession.

41、如果最后能在一起晚點(diǎn)真的無所謂。

If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter.

42、一桿長槍在手，天下歸我有！

A lance in hand, the world I have to chrysanthemum!

43、失望到了盡頭心便不會再瞎鬧。

Down to the end of heart will never fool around.

44、女生只會欺負(fù)對她好的男生。

The girls will only bully to her boy.

45、怪我當(dāng)初沒有把她看穿。

No wonder I didn't see her right.

46、是我的你別動，不是我的你也給我放那。

Is my you move, not me you also put that to me.

47、寧可胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。

Would rather fat delicate, also do not thin the same.

48、我這么出色，連豬都不瞧我一眼。

I'm so good, even the pigs don't look at me.

49、愛自己就別讓自己討好自己討厭的人。

Don't let yourself to please yourself.

50、忘不掉也要忘掉，做不到也要做到。

Forget not to forget to forget, do not have to do.

51、彪悍的人生不需要解釋!

Tough life does not need to explain!

52、長相思兮長相憶，短相思兮無窮極。

Everlasting longing for you does not have, short lovesickness infinite.

53、我的字典里沒有分手只有喪偶。

I didn't break up only widowed.

54、問女能有幾多丑，恰似王八小九九。

Asked the woman to have many ugly bastard, like 99.

55、桀驁不馴的女人才能稱王。

Wild and intractable woman to win.

56、一無所有就是我拼的理由。

There's no reason to fight.

57、只是在適當(dāng)?shù)臅r(shí)候遇到了你。

Just met you at the right time.

58、屁，就是你吃下去的食物們不屈的靈魂。

Fart, is the food you eat the indomitable soul.

59、給你的青春怎么能沒有喜怒哀樂。

How can not give you the passions of youth.

60、相愛的人怎么會輸給距離敗給時(shí)間。

How can people love lost distance lost to time.

61、女人不花心，又怎么對得起貌美如花。

The woman did not bother, and how beautiful.

62、樹欲靜而風(fēng)不止，我欲戀而她不在。

The tree is quiet and the wind is more than the wind, I want to love and she is not in.

63、中國人妖哪家強(qiáng)，淶源晶華找妞妞。

Chinese Simon what is strong, Laiyuan Jinghua find girl.

64、我不會刻意討好你要走要留我不強(qiáng)求。

I won't try to please you to go to stay I don't insist.

65、我有我的范兒，你們模仿不起的范兒。

I have my fan son, you can not imitate the fan.

66、大哥，把你臉上的分辨率調(diào)低點(diǎn)好嗎？

Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?

67、你的長相就是毀三觀的代表。

Your appearance is destroyed three concept.

68、上墳的時(shí)候注意點(diǎn)別點(diǎn)錯(cuò)技能。

"When the attention point do not wrong skills.

69、癡心不改將以情葬死海。

Chixinbugai will be buried in Dead Sea.

70、但愿人長久，光棍不再有。

Danyuanrenchangjiu, there is no longer a bachelor.

71、我是我。不必討你喜。

I am me. You don't have to ask for your love.

72、心冷之后，殷勤是我最不需要的東西。

When the heart is cold, the attention is the thing that I do not need.

73、你火力猛不猛，關(guān)鍵得看誰捧。

Your firepower is not fierce, the key to see who holds.

74、只有彼此在乎，才配擁有幸福。

Only care about each other, only with happiness.

75、不是一輩子的人就別說一輩子的話。

Not a lifetime of people do not say a lifetime of words.

76、誰都以為自己會是個(gè)例外。

Who thought they would be an exception.

77、我的驕傲，不允許你來踐踏。

My pride, don't allow you to trample.

78、只想念不聯(lián)系只關(guān)注不打擾。

Only miss not only concern not to bother.

79、玩就大方的，愛就穩(wěn)妥的。

Play is generous, love is safe.

80、我喜歡你卻支支吾吾說不出來。

I love you but hesitated to say.

81、我有感情潔癖，不能獨(dú)有的我不要。

I have feelings of cleanliness, not unique to me not.

82、不要拿你的曾經(jīng)，去評論我的未來。

Don't take your once, to comment on my future.

83、別把我的寬容當(dāng)做你不要臉的資本。

Don't put my tolerance as you shameless capital.

84、腦袋空不要緊，關(guān)鍵是不進(jìn)水。

Head empty does not matter, the key is not water.

85、我期待邂逅你我命中命中注定的愛。

I look forward to meeting you and I miss the love.

86、僥幸的人生，活不出人樣。

Lucky life, not live out people like.

87、用2B形容你，人家鉛筆不樂意！

Using 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!

88、不是每個(gè)人能像我一樣害怕失去你。

Not everyone can be afraid of losing you like I do.

89、姐不是蒙娜麗莎，沒必要對誰都微笑。

Elder sister is not Monalisa, no need to smile to everyone.

90、你笑的樣子晴朗了所有的天空。

You're smiling all the way up the sky.

91、待你長發(fā)及腰，我便咔嚓一刀。

To be your long hair and waist, I will click a knife.

92、在一天是一天吧畢竟離開是必然的。

In one day is a day, after all, it is inevitable to leave.

93、我要的愛情，就是你媽變我媽。

I want the love, is your mother change my mother.

94、你是個(gè)什么選手在這兒和我鬼扯？

What player are you here with me?

95、你替她擋了酒，就不再是我的英雄。

You stop the wine for her, it's no longer my hero.